267 lines
9.6 KiB
Python
267 lines
9.6 KiB
Python
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from sys import exit
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from random import randint
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from textwrap import dedent
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class Scene(object):
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def enter(self):
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print("This scene is not yet configured.")
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print("Subclass it and implement enter().")
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exit(1)
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class Engine(object):
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def __init__(self, scene_map):
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self.scene_map = scene_map
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def play(self):
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current_scene = self.scene_map.opening_scene()
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last_scene = self.scene_map.next_scene('finished')
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while current_scene != last_scene:
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next_scene_name = current_scene.enter()
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current_scene = self.scene_map.next_scene(next_scene_name)
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# be sure to print out the last scene
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current_scene.enter()
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class Death(Scene):
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quips = [
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"You died. You kinda suck at this.",
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"Your Mom would be proud...if she were smarter.",
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"Such a luser.",
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"I have a small puppy that's better at this.",
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"You're worse than your Dad's jokes."
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]
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def enter(self):
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print(Death.quips[randint(0, len(self.quips)-1)])
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exit(1)
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class CentralCorridor(Scene):
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def enter(self):
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print(dedent("""
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The Gothons of Planet Percal #25 have invaded your ship and
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destroyed your entire crew. You are the last surviving
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member and your last mission is to get the neutron destruct
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bomb from the Weapons Armory, put it in the bridge, and
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blow the ship up after getting into an escape pod.
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You're running down the central corridor to the Weapons
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Armory when a Gothon jumps out, red scaly skin, dark grimy
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teeth, and evil clown costume flowing around his hate
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filled body. He's blocking the door to the Armory and
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about to pull a weapon to blast you.
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"""))
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action = input("> ")
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if action == "shoot!":
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print(dedent("""
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Quick on the draw you yank out your blaster and fire
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it at the Gothon. His clown costume is flowing and
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moving around his body, which throws off your aim.
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Your laser hits his costume but misses him entirely.
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This completely ruins his brand new costume his mother
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bought him, which makes him fly into an insane rage
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and blast you repeatedly in the face until you are
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dead. Then he eats you.
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"""))
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return 'death'
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elif action == "dodge!":
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print(dedent("""
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Like a world class boxer you dodge, weave, slip and
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slide right as the Gothon's blaster cranks a laser
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past your head. In the middle of your artful dodge
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your foot slips and you bang your head on the metal
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wall and pass out. You wake up shortly after only to
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die as the Gothon stomps on your head and eats you.
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"""))
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return 'death'
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elif action == "tell a joke" or int(action) == 0:
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print(dedent("""
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Lucky for you they made you learn Gothon insults in
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the academy. You tell the one Gothon joke you know:
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Lbhe zbgure vf fb sng, jura fur fvgf nebhaq gur ubhfr,
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fur fvgf nebhaq gur ubhfr. The Gothon stops, tries
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not to laugh, then busts out laughing and can't move.
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While he's laughing you run up and shoot him square in
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the head putting him down, then jump through the
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Weapon Armory door.
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"""))
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return 'laser_weapon_armory'
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else:
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print("DOES NOT COMPUTE!")
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return 'central_corridor'
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class LaserWeaponArmory(Scene):
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def enter(self):
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print(dedent("""
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You do a dive roll into the Weapon Armory, crouch and scan
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the room for more Gothons that might be hiding. It's dead
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quiet, too quiet. You stand up and run to the far side of
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the room and find the neutron bomb in its container.
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There's a keypad lock on the box and you need the code to
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get the bomb out. If you get the code wrong 10 times then
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the lock closes forever and you can't get the bomb. The
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code is 3 digits.
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"""))
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code = f"{randint(1,9)}{randint(1,9)}{randint(1,9)}"
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guess = input("[keypad]> ")
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guesses = 0
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while guess != code and guesses < 9:
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print("BZZZZEDDD!")
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guesses += 1
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guess = input("[keypad]> ")
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if guess == code or int(guess) == 0:
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print(dedent("""
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The container clicks open and the seal breaks, letting
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gas out. You grab the neutron bomb and run as fast as
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you can to the bridge where you must place it in the
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right spot.
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"""))
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return 'the_bridge'
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else:
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print(dedent("""
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The lock buzzes one last time and then you hear a
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sickening melting sound as the mechanism is fused
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together. You decide to sit there, and finally the
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Gothons blow up the ship from their ship and you die.
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"""))
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return 'death'
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class TheBridge(Scene):
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def enter(self):
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print(dedent("""
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You burst onto the Bridge with the netron destruct bomb
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under your arm and surprise 5 Gothons who are trying to
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take control of the ship. Each of them has an even uglier
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clown costume than the last. They haven't pulled their
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weapons out yet, as they see the active bomb under your
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arm and don't want to set it off.
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"""))
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action = input("> ")
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if action == "throw the bomb":
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print(dedent("""
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In a panic you throw the bomb at the group of Gothons
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and make a leap for the door. Right as you drop it a
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Gothon shoots you right in the back killing you. As
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you die you see another Gothon frantically try to
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disarm the bomb. You die knowing they will probably
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blow up when it goes off.
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"""))
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return 'death'
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elif action == "slowly place the bomb" or int(action) == 0:
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print(dedent("""
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You point your blaster at the bomb under your arm and
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the Gothons put their hands up and start to sweat.
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You inch backward to the door, open it, and then
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carefully place the bomb on the floor, pointing your
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blaster at it. You then jump back through the door,
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punch the close button and blast the lock so the
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Gothons can't get out. Now that the bomb is placed
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you run to the escape pod to get off this tin can.
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"""))
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return 'escape_pod'
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else:
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print("DOES NOT COMPUTE!")
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return "the_bridge"
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class EscapePod(Scene):
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def enter(self):
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print(dedent("""
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You rush through the ship desperately trying to make it to
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the escape pod before the whole ship explodes. It seems
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like hardly any Gothons are on the ship, so your run is
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clear of interference. You get to the chamber with the
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escape pods, and now need to pick one to take. Some of
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them could be damaged but you don't have time to look.
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There's 5 pods, which one do you take?
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"""))
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good_pod = randint(1,5)
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guess = input("[pod #]> ")
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if int(guess) != good_pod:
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print(dedent(f"""
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You jump into pod {guess} and hit the eject button.
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The pod escapes out into the void of space, then
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implodes as the hull ruptures, crushing your body into
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jam jelly.
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"""))
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return 'death'
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elif int(guess) == 0:
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print(dedent(f"""
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You jump into pod {guess} and hit the eject button.
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The pod easily slides out into space heading to the
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planet below. As it flies to the planet, you look
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back and see your ship implode then explode like a
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bright star, taking out the Gothon ship at the same
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time. You won!
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"""))
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return 'finished'
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else:
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print(dedent(f"""
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You jump into pod {guess} and hit the eject button.
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The pod easily slides out into space heading to the
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planet below. As it flies to the planet, you look
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back and see your ship implode then explode like a
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bright star, taking out the Gothon ship at the same
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time. You won!
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"""))
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return 'finished'
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class Finished(Scene):
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def enter(self):
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print("You won! Good job.")
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return 'finished'
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class Map(object):
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scenes = {
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'central_corridor': CentralCorridor(),
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'laser_weapon_armory': LaserWeaponArmory(),
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'the_bridge': TheBridge(),
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'escape_pod': EscapePod(),
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'death': Death(),
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'finished': Finished(),
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}
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def __init__(self, start_scene):
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self.start_scene = start_scene
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def next_scene(self, scene_name):
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val = Map.scenes.get(scene_name)
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return val
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def opening_scene(self):
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return self.next_scene(self.start_scene)
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a_map = Map('central_corridor')
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a_game = Engine(a_map)
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a_game.play()
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