115 lines
3.2 KiB
Python
115 lines
3.2 KiB
Python
class Scene(object):
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def enter(self):
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print("This scene is not yet configured.")
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print("Subclass it and implement enter().")
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exit(1)
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class Engine(object):
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def __init__(self, scene_map):
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self.scene_map = scene_map
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def play(self):
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current_scene = self.scene_map.opening_scene()
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last_scene = self.scene_map.next_scene('finished')
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while current_scene != last_scene:
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next_scene_name = current_scene.enter()
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current_scene = self.scene_map.next_scene(next_scene_name)
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# be sure to print out the last scene
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current_scene.enter()
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class Death(Scene):
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quips = [
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"You died.
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You kinda suck at this.",
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"Your Mom would be proud...if she were smarter.",
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"Such a luser.",
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"I have a small puppy that's better at this.",
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"You're worse than your Dad's jokes."
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]
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def enter(self):
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print(Death.quips[randint(0, len(self.quips)-1)])
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exit(1)
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class CentralCorridor(Scene):
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def enter(self):
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print(dedent("""
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The Gothons of Planet Percal #25 have invaded your ship and
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destroyed your entire crew.
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member and your last mission is to get the neutron destruct
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bomb from the Weapons Armory, put it in the bridge, and
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blow the ship up after getting into an escape pod.
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You are the last surviving
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You're running down the central corridor to the Weapons
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Armory when a Gothon jumps out, red scaly skin, dark grimy
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teeth, and evil clown costume flowing around his hate
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filled body. He's blocking the door to the Armory and about to pull a weapon to blast you.
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"""))
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action = input("> ")
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if action == "shoot!":
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print(dedent("""
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Quick on the draw you yank out your blaster and fire
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it at the Gothon.
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moving around his body, which throws off your aim.
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Your laser hits his costume but misses him entirely.
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This completely ruins his brand new costume his mother
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bought him, which makes him fly into an insane rage
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and blast you repeatedly in the face until you are
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dead.
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"""))
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return 'death'
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elif action == "dodge!":
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print(dedent("""
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Like a world class boxer you dodge, weave, slip and
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slide right as the Gothon's blaster cranks a laser
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past your head.
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your foot slips and you bang your head on the metal
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wall and pass out.
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die as the Gothon stomps on your head and eats you.
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You wake up shortly after only to
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"""))
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return 'death'
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elif action == "tell a joke":
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print(dedent("""
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Lucky for you they made you learn Gothon insults in
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the academy.
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Lbhe zbgure vf fb sng, jura fur fvgf nebhaq gur ubhfr,
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fur fvgf nebhaq gur ubhfr.
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not to laugh, then busts out laughing and can't move.
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While he's laughing you run up and shoot him square in
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the head putting him down, then jump through the
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Weapon Armory door.
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"""))
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return 'laser_weapon_armory'
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else:
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print("DOES NOT COMPUTE!")
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return 'central_corridor'
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