44 lines
1.1 KiB
Python
44 lines
1.1 KiB
Python
print("""You enter a dark room with two doors.
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Do you go through door #1 or door #2?""")
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door = input("> ")
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if door == "1":
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print("There's a giant bear here eating a cheese cake.")
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print("What do you do?")
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print("1. Take the cake.")
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print("2. Scream at the bear.")
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bear = input("> ")
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if bear == "1":
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print("The bear eats your face off. Good job!")
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elif bear == "2":
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print("The bear eats your legs off. Good job!")
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else:
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print(f"Well, doing {bear} is probably better.")
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print("Bear runs away.")
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elif door == "2":
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print("You stare into the endless abyss at Cthulhu's retina.")
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print("1. Blueberries.")
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print("2. Yellow jacket clothespins.")
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print("3. Understanding revolvers yelling melodies.")
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insanity = input("> ")
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if insanity == "1" or insanity == "2":
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print("Your body survives powered by a mind of jello.")
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print("Good job!")
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else:
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print("The insanity rots your eyes into a pool of muck.")
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print("Good job!")
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else:
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print("You stumble around and fall on a knife and die. Good job!")
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