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## Introduction

Dealing with a lot of hardware (in the sense of moving/maintaining)
involves some support from vendors. Sometimes vendors are doing a
particular bad job. This blog page is dedicated to vendor screwups and
document real stories.

## The support for a Dell XPS 13 2-in-1 (2019-12-19 - ongoing)

10 days after the repair the space bar inhibts the same behaviour and
hangs / does not produce a sign. I cannot open a service request on
the website, as the previous request is still open.

Again a list of "mysterious" calls can be seen in the Dell website,
but nobody ever responds on the Dell own website. Meanwhile the
support on Twitter tells me to take pictures and a video of the space
on Twitter. After I sent all of it, I am asked to reboot the system
and try if the space bar still doesn't work in the bootloader.

While this itself is not yet a support fiasco, I see it fast forward
going there again.

Further updates from Dell:

* 2019-12-20: The exchange is confirmed., it should be done in 2-3
  work days
* 2019-12-28: The necessary part (unclear which) is not available, the
  exchange is postponed to 2020-01-12.
* 2019-12-31: I get an offer to the the system replaced by a
  refurbished system. That does not make any sense as the device is
  almost brand new and a refurbished one has been returned (probably
  for a good reason).
* 2020-01-03: I request a statement to how Dell understands "Next
  business day" support, as the problem has been open for
  weeks. Again.
* 2020-01-04: another key ("d") now also gets stuck. It seems the
  keyboard was never tested to be used in reality to me.
* 2020-01-06: Dell informs me that the repair is delayed until
  2020-01-28.
* 2020-01-07: I inform Dell that their behaviour is breaking the
  contract and that I want to have a refund, a replacement or a repair
  by end of week. This is still significantly longer than "next
  business day".
* 2020-01-08: Dell re-informs me that they can exchange with a
  refurbished device, which I decline before.
* 2020-01-10: Dell re-informs me that the repair is delayed until
  2020-01-28
* 2020-01-16: Dell informs me that the repair is delayed until
  2020-02-24. This makes it an **at least 2 months repair time**.
* 2020-01-16: I re-inform Dell that they can a) refund and pickup the
  device and that I expect it to be done by 2020-01-24


Summary: **Dell is fully incapable of repairing a device** and
**upholding a contract**. I assumed I bought a notebook with next business
day service. What I got is a computer which has
frequent hardware failures and no support within any sensible amount
of time.


## The support for a Dell XPS 13 2-in-1 (2019-11-16 - 2019-12-09)

I ordered this particular notebook on 2019-09-19 and it arrived around
2019-09-27. So far so good. However shortly after starting to use it,
I managed to get a somewhat-stuck key (the "p key"), which
more-or-less randomly hangs/does not produce a character. As some of
my passwords contain a p, this led to very frustrating login failures.

Having a stuck key like this after less than 2 months of use is really
not showing good quality, so I reported this issue with Dell on
2019-11-16. With the device I bought the so called
"Complete Care Service" and "Premium Support". In theory reachable
24x7.

In practice, after opening the support request on 2019-11-16, I did
not receive a real reply on the following Monday. So I reached out
again and got a reply on Tuesday, already being late if it was only
next business day (NBD) support.

After reporting that issue additionally the rubber below that keeps
the notebook stable on the table began to detach itself from the
notebook. Only another minor problem, but clearly nothing to expect
from a quality device.

After a long forth-and-back via Twitter DM about the device heat and
whether the p key still occasionally is stuck (yes!) there was
eventually a replacement scheduled for the 26th of November.

However - you can guess it - nobody showed up. The log at Dell says
that somebody tried to reach me, however there was no missed calls on
any of my numbers. And no email or no direct message. So even if
somebody tried to call, they did not bother sending an email.

Until I reached out again, after I got a message that the phone number
is forwarded. It continues "funny" like that: on 26th there was no
further communication from Dell. No message, no call, no email.

However when logging in to the Dell portal, Dell rescheduled the
appointment for Thursday, 28th, 0800.

Independently on how the story evolves from here, the amount of time
spent into the support, waiting, replanning locations, etc. is already
exceeding the worth of the product. So I can clearly disrecommend
buying this device/support combination, if you want to professionally
work with it.

And it continued on 2019-11-27 at around 2230 in the evening when the
Dell technician called me by accident. "I just wanted to save your
number". Then asking me on the phone where Glarus is in detail. I
guess Dell doesn't have a navigation software...
Then eventually telling me that he
might or might not come tomorrow (the 28th), but he will certainly
contact me in the morning.

2019-11-28, around 1400. No call, no message, no nothing. Reaching
out via Twitter DM. Again. My phone number is confirmed, I get as an
answer. So yet another day where Dell scheduled the support (not me),
does not appear, does not reach out nor gives any suitable answer.

2019-11-29. The technician just wrote an email that he comes Monday
1200. That is yet another week after Dell originally announced the
repair and yet another time that Dell unilaterally decides on a new
repair date without even trying to confirm the date.

But it gets worse: later in the evening I received a twitter message
that the case is closed. Without ever having seen a technician,
without having gotten it repaired. And a bit later it gets confirmed
on the "service request" page of Dell.

So in a summary:

* Waited for nothing to happen for two weeks
* Multiple support appointments scheduled without ever showing up
* Claims of trying to reach me by phone without any missed call (and
  other calls that I received the same day)
* Wasted many hours in communication
* No support executed at all
* Support cased closed without doing anything

The story continues: 2019-12-04. I got a message saying that the
techincian is coming tomorrow. Again without confirmation from my side
and with less than 24h to react.

2019-12-05: because so far nobody ever showed up, I send a message via
Twitter to @DellHilft, asking about the technician. Answer is that I
should wait. The third day. I also check the support center, which
claims to have called me at 3 am GMT. 3 am. Seriously, which company
does that?

[[!img dell-3am-call.png size="300x"]]

GMT is actually behind Swiss time, so the actual call happend around 2am.
Besides all of that, I obviously did not receive a call.

BUT things can get worse with Dell. Since the 5th, my messages in the
dell support website don't show up anymore. It basically looks as follows:


    Dell: we are calling you
    Me: I don't see a call, this is my number:
    Dell: we are calling you
    Me: Hello? Did you see my message?
    Dell: We will just silently drop your messages now

Since 2019-12-05 the "." key is also stuck from time to
time. Basically the notebook is falling apart within 2 months of use
and the only thing you get is false claims of a technician showing up.

2019-12-06: the technician is calling around 0830. He starts by asking
where I live and then tells me it is far away and he doesn't have time
for me. He has many other customers. He also sounds very drunk.
He tells me he might come on Monday, but cannot tell a time yet.

Also on the same day: I get a note from Dell telling me the technician
could not reach me. Not sure how many WTFs can be produced within one
day, but Dell is really pushing it to the limits.

2018-12-09: the technician called at 0900, arrived by 1230 and fixed
the notebook around 1500.

* Roughly 4 weeks waiting time
* Roughly 80+ messages exchanged with Dell
* 4 working days invested to get it fixed



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